A seal walks into a bar

So this seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink...

It probably appears that Avery is actually interested in that seal beyond the rock, but the picture just happened to have been taken as he was attempting to determine whether the seal was in fact sporting a jockey on its back as part of some sick, twisted seal race at the Miller Park Zoo. While I’m just a tad on the disappointed side that Avery hasn’t an interest in anything without hundreds of horsepower and a steering wheel, I’ll concede that not only did I nurture that particular addiction but also that he wasn’t feeling especially well when we went to the zoo. Otherwise, this weekend was rather enjoyable in that I got out of the house and spent some time with the two awesome people pictured above. Oh, and my mom brought my retar… errr… brother along also.

Who then now?! My name is Rob Morrow. I am a Central Illinois native, a proud omnivore, a software developer by day and when the sun goes down I morph into a musical ninja. I am... [Read more]