Under New Pwnership

This image represents the appropriate level of FAIL in Larz's attempts last weekend. Sorry, fella', you're under new pwnership.

Even though the Bimmer delivered me to two consecutive hard-fought second place finishes this last weekend, the real triumph happened on Sunday. Larz brought his game, I brought mine. But in the end, only one could be declared the winner. When the dust settled it was determined that I had brought the ruckus. That’s right: last year’s sad defeat at the hands of Larz and his phenomenal swagger was rectified this weekend as I not only piloted my own craft brilliantly, but I forced his to do my bidding as well. I have to say, however, that it was not easy nor do I take it lightly. Additionally, I feel almost certain that he will not take it lightly either, and I will be challenged to a rematch next year. For the moment, however, I shall bask in my moment of glory and revel in all that I have accomplished since he last handed me my ass.

Oh, and just in case he reads this: you got knocked the fuck out! Haha, just kiddin’, bro. It’s all in good fun and I still consider him to be the better driver. Cheers.

Who then now?! My name is Rob Morrow. I am a Central Illinois native, a proud omnivore, a software developer by day and when the sun goes down I morph into a musical ninja. I am... [Read more]